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Submitted by midnightdesires

Mod note: LOLWAT

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Protip: If you want to get in my pants, don’t call me momma/mama/etc, and don’t ask me to call you “daddy”.

Protip: If you want to get in my pants, don’t call me momma/mama/etc, and don’t ask me to call you “daddy”.

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I’m not sure if she’s trying to quote one of his songs or what, but the fact that she likes Chris Brown and then tries to reassure the reader really worries me.

I’m not sure if she’s trying to quote one of his songs or what, but the fact that she likes Chris Brown and then tries to reassure the reader really worries me.

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I think he stretched his ears to make room for all the pretension.

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daisyfuck:

ITS LITERALLY THE FIRST SENTENCE IN MY PROFILE WHY ISNT THAT WORD SCARING IDIOTS AWAY

daisyfuck:

ITS LITERALLY THE FIRST SENTENCE IN MY PROFILE WHY ISNT THAT WORD SCARING IDIOTS AWAY

(Source: nagyk)

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Is it common practice for people to add people they’ve never spoken with to their favorites? I have this odd feeling it might be.

Athens, Georgia (1973 miles)” So, clearly, it’s unlikely we ever will actually meet.

Let me just break this profile down for you.

"love anime, love girls that talk dirty and that are sexy" Well. I think listing that specific combination of interests says a lot about

"im really good at everthing u name it im good at it or i can learn it quickly" Except, apparently, typing. I cringed through this profile, my questionnaire specified that I got annoyed by this type of thing!

The most private thing I’m willing to admit: ahaahh i love sex and being noddy :)” Noddy. Noddy? I don’t even.

"I’m looking for: Bi girls only" ..oh.

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I’m sure you are, bro, I’m sure you are.

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Anonymous asked: re: dr_kludge. No, I'm interested in him but have had little interaction with him, and I just want to know if there's anything wrong with him before I proceed.

I have no idea. Although to be frank I’m not taking my experiences on this site all that seriously, if you’ve gathered from my previous entries. I really don’t plan on getting to meet anyone from this site, this blog’s more of a refuge from all the weird that floats around OKC.

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That mullet

Also, pranking people on Skype? Are you still 14?